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The Hierarchy of Border Collie Smugness
Posted on January 12, 2014 | 76 CommentsBorder Collie owner smugness surpasses all other smugness, just like Border Collies surpass all other dogs. Whereas the pibble rescue people run around acting like watered-down bleeding-heart eco-fascists trying to […] -
AKC: Hierarchy of Pedigree Smugness
Posted on January 6, 2014 | 31 CommentsThere are few things more smug than pedigree dog breeders who drink the AKC koolaid. Not only do they believe that they are achieving high art through mindless ribbon and […] -
Hello Pitty: Hierarchy of Rescue Smugness
Posted on December 31, 2013 | 38 CommentsNothing assuages white liberal guilt like “rescuing” a medically and psychologically needy pit bull mix from a high-profile abuser like Michael Vick, turning them into a breed ambassador or stunt-pit, […] -
“Wag More, Bark Less” is an Ancient Proverb
Posted on November 29, 2013 | 19 Comments“Wag more, bark less” is a pretty good example of trite bumper-sticker philosophy, the sort of thing popular with leftists who’ve traded their protest placards for small strips of vinyl […]