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£10,000 Pounds Sterling
Posted on August 6, 2011 | 13 CommentsI received an extortion e-mail from Rik and Diane Stirling “Collie Breeders in Minnesota.” They want me to pay over $16,000.00 to them to “license” the images I used in […] -
Tug, Toss, and Throw
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No CommentsBorder Collies don’t understand that they’re supposed to be slothful and lazy during the dog days of summer. Mine insist on several rounds of games every day, rain or shine, […] -
If thy Collie Eye offends thee
Posted on July 31, 2011 | 39 CommentsAnd if thy right eye scandalize thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee. For it is expedient for thee that one of thy members should perish, rather than […] -
Torture Breeding
Posted on July 30, 2011 | 43 CommentsIt is clearly torture to gouge out an animal’s eyes with a stick, to drill a hole through their backs into their spines, to hobble their legs and stunt their […] -
You Crazy Dog
Posted on July 26, 2011 | 3 CommentsWatching the television coverage of over-sexed furry (and fellow Stanford Alum) Representative Wu going off the deep end today, I couldn’t help but notice his cosmic connection to the Pug. […]