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![That Dandie Dinmont isn’t a particularly popular dog in the UK anymore, if it ever was very popular at all. Probably because they’re nasty little terrierists. Take this passage from […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dandie_dinmont_terriers.jpg?resize=115%2C115 "Workplace Violence or Terrierism?")
Workplace Violence or Terrierism?
Posted on April 26, 2014 | 15 CommentsThat Dandie Dinmont isn’t a particularly popular dog in the UK anymore, if it ever was very popular at all. Probably because they’re nasty little terrierists. Take this passage from […] -
![There’s a lot of symmetry between the Church’s dogmatic and bigoted stand against gay marriage and the sheeple arguments against breeding Border Collies for sport or any other activity save […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/big_hats_featured_image.jpg?resize=115%2C115 "Pastoral Big Hats Are Dogmatic Bigots")
Pastoral Big Hats Are Dogmatic Bigots
Posted on March 28, 2014 | 21 CommentsThere’s a lot of symmetry between the Church’s dogmatic and bigoted stand against gay marriage and the sheeple arguments against breeding Border Collies for sport or any other activity save […] -
![Border Collie owner smugness surpasses all other smugness, just like Border Collies surpass all other dogs. Whereas the pibble rescue people run around acting like watered-down bleeding-heart eco-fascists trying to […]](https://i2.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Hierarchy-of-Border-Collie-Smugness.png?resize=115%2C115 "The Hierarchy of Border Collie Smugness")
The Hierarchy of Border Collie Smugness
Posted on January 12, 2014 | 76 CommentsBorder Collie owner smugness surpasses all other smugness, just like Border Collies surpass all other dogs. Whereas the pibble rescue people run around acting like watered-down bleeding-heart eco-fascists trying to […] -
![There are few things more smug than pedigree dog breeders who drink the AKC koolaid. Not only do they believe that they are achieving high art through mindless ribbon and […]](https://i2.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Hierarchy-of-Pedigree-Smugness.png?resize=115%2C115 "AKC: Hierarchy of Pedigree Smugness")
AKC: Hierarchy of Pedigree Smugness
Posted on January 6, 2014 | 31 CommentsThere are few things more smug than pedigree dog breeders who drink the AKC koolaid. Not only do they believe that they are achieving high art through mindless ribbon and […] -
![Nothing assuages white liberal guilt like “rescuing” a medically and psychologically needy pit bull mix from a high-profile abuser like Michael Vick, turning them into a breed ambassador or stunt-pit, […]](https://i2.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Hierarchy-of-Rescue-Smugness.png?resize=115%2C115 "Hello Pitty: Hierarchy of Rescue Smugness")
Hello Pitty: Hierarchy of Rescue Smugness
Posted on December 31, 2013 | 38 CommentsNothing assuages white liberal guilt like “rescuing” a medically and psychologically needy pit bull mix from a high-profile abuser like Michael Vick, turning them into a breed ambassador or stunt-pit, […]
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