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Erma Bombeck’s Neurotic Dog
Posted on April 9, 2012 | 4 CommentsErma Bombeck, humor columnist and author of books like “The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank,” published the following column in 1971. I imagine this is how my […] -
Round Up Your Mates for a Guinness
Posted on March 10, 2012 | 2 CommentsYou have one week to get a Border Collie and train it to trail specs to ensure that all your friends make it safe and sound to the Pub for […] -
Bunnies Can Herd, Really!
Posted on February 1, 2012 | 28 CommentsMove over Barbie Collies, there’s a new herder in town that is adorably small, has perfect ear set and has a decidedly fluffy butt. And he’s not a show Border […] -
An IKEA Dog Bed
Posted on December 14, 2011 | 9 CommentsI had my laundry neatly folded in an IKEA bag waiting to get put in a drawer and Dublin decided that he really liked the bold yet sleek Scandinavian design […] -
The Mark of Cain is a Dog
Posted on December 6, 2011 | 10 CommentsThe Bible puts forth the killing of Abel by his brother Cain as the first murder in history, which foreshadows the eternal struggle between the farmer and the cowman. Cain […]