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![Don’t worry, just because Celeste killed the Easter bunny, it doesn’t mean that the holiday is over. You can just shanghai another rabbit and press it into service. Or squeeze […]](https://i0.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Grandma_wants_CANDY1.gif?resize=115%2C115 "Grandma Wants Candy")
Grandma Wants Candy
Posted on April 24, 2011 | No CommentsDon’t worry, just because Celeste killed the Easter bunny, it doesn’t mean that the holiday is over. You can just shanghai another rabbit and press it into service. Or squeeze […] -
![One of the things I failed to tell you about those adorable but genetically stunted Corgis is that they are expert belly flop artists. Notice the amazing stopping power even […]](https://i2.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/corgi_flop.jpg?resize=115%2C115 "Corgi Flop")
Corgi Flop
Posted on March 25, 2011 | No CommentsOne of the things I failed to tell you about those adorable but genetically stunted Corgis is that they are expert belly flop artists. Notice the amazing stopping power even […] -
![In the last post I documented how the most inbred, most refined, most “perfect” and most human-needs serving fruit, the banana, is also at the most risk for global extinction. […]](https://i1.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chihuahua_banana_scales1.png?resize=115%2C115 "We have no Chihuahuas either.")
We have no Chihuahuas either.
Posted on January 30, 2011 | 21 CommentsIn the last post I documented how the most inbred, most refined, most “perfect” and most human-needs serving fruit, the banana, is also at the most risk for global extinction. […] -
![Google has a feature called auto-complete where the search oracle will attempt to guess what you’re searching for based upon what previous users have queried. It provides a fascinating look […]](https://i2.wp.com/www.border-wars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/labrador.jpg?resize=115%2C115 "Why do dogs ___ ?")
Why do dogs ___ ?
Posted on December 23, 2010 | 20 CommentsGoogle has a feature called auto-complete where the search oracle will attempt to guess what you’re searching for based upon what previous users have queried. It provides a fascinating look […] -
![reprint from 2008 Is your Turkey being held hostage by your oven? The oven door won’t open? Is your oven locked shut with your Turkey inside? Have you bent the […]](http://www.border-wars.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "The Oven Ate My Turkey")
The Oven Ate My Turkey
Posted on November 24, 2010 | No Commentsreprint from 2008 Is your Turkey being held hostage by your oven? The oven door won’t open? Is your oven locked shut with your Turkey inside? Have you bent the […]
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