I rarely participate in chain letters (and I do recall getting one or two physical letters before the internet was popular) or mass e-mails and the like (they still arrive in my in box on a daily basis), and I usually avoid the temptation to conform to the popular meme-of-the-day.
But some of them are fun and serve a purpose. So here are my answers to the two recent Meme games I’ve been invited to. First up, 4 THINGS Meme:
N.B. Being the nonconformist that I am, I choose to ignore the limitation or suggestion of only 4 answers to each prompt.
Some Jobs I have had in my life: Marketing Consultant for Electronic Arts, Founder of a highly successful treasure hunting forum, President of the Colorado Junior Classical League, Technical Consultant for a major Lawfirm, Real Estate Agent, Student Representative to the CO State Senate Subcommittee on Gifted and Talented Education, Financial Manager of La Casa Italiana at Stanford University, Alumni Co-Chair of the Youth Advisory Board of the Young American’s Bank, Congress Captain of the Speech and Debate Team at Cherry Creek High School, Border Collie Breeder
Some Places I have lived in my life: Denver, Colorado => Cherry Hills Village, Colorado => Stanford University, CA => Palo Alto, CA => Back to Colorado
Some Movies I’ve watched more than once: The Devil’s Advocate, Dune, The Usual Suspects, The Boondock Saints, Graveyard of the Fireflies, Crash, Traffic, Patton, LOTR, Gattaca, Closely Watched Trains, Krull, The Bunny Picnic
Some TV Shows I watch: House, Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, Deadwood, Rome, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Sopranos (early seasons), SeaQuest DSV, Fraggle Rock, 24, Monk, Family Guy, South Park, The Shield, LOST (only in marathons, constant cliff hangers are annoying)
Some Places I Have Been:
States:
Hawaii, Washington, Oregon, California, Idaho, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, North Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Michigan, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Florida, Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island
Countries:
Canada, USA, Mexico, Spain, Morocco, Gibraltar, Sweden, Denmark, Italy, Vatican City, Israel, Egypt
Some of My Favorite Foods: Ravioli, Steamed Chinese Dumplings, Macaroni and Cheese, Stuffed Cabbage, Pumpkin Pie, Spinach and Artichoke dip, Baked Brie, Lo Mein, Prime Rib
Some Places I’d rather be right now: On a ranch in Southern Spain, Outside a warm hut near the arctic circle where I could observe the Aurora Borealis, In the market in Ancient Rome with a pocket full of coin, One thousand years in the future.
Some Things I am looking forward to this year: Competing with my dogs and training my puppies, Getting a new Jeep, Watching Pacific Life go down in flames in the court case I am assisting with and all of the clients getting their money back and then some, The end to election coverage on the news which has been going on for way too long, the return of the final season of Battlestar Galactica, The Deadwood Movies, Keeping up with the puppies and their new families.
Next is the 7 THINGS Meme, for which I’ve been tagged by Fay at the Country Livin’ Blog.
1. I was born a month premature by Caesarian section. I feel that this justifies me to be a few minutes late to just about every appointment so the cosmos stays in balance. I am never early and rarely on time. Despite being tiny and blue at birth, my head maintained its lovely shape from being spared passage through the birth canal. My parents were told to put me in the window with the houseplants upon taking me home from the hospital to keep my bilirubin levels in check. I’ve been in the 95%+ percentile in height and weight ever since.
2. I was voted “Most Likely To Be Sober” by my Freshman dorm, and I’m proud to say that I deserved it. I have no moral or religious hang ups about drugs, I just think they are incredibly stupid and I hate not being in control of all of my faculties. I’m in no way a prohibitionist and will have a drink if the occasion suits it, and I’d even advocate for the mass legalization and regulation (read: sin tax) of numerous other common drugs besides cigarettes and alcohol. I see no reason why the US should be sustaining every country from Mexico on south with an illegal drug business that we could replicate cheaper, safer, and more economically right here at home.
I’ve never tried anything harder than Tequila, nor will I and I find smoking of any kind rather disgusting.
3. I have really good relative pitch, which means that I can whistle or sing most songs in tune but off key. Given a few minutes and a harmonica I could probably transcribe and play most common songs using my own notation, but it’s likely that it won’t be in the same key as the original.
Despite years and years of lessons I don’t read music well at all, but I can memorize the notes and the styling for a whole concert with little effort if only I can hear someone else play the notes first. The notes on the page only make sense if I can associate it with sounds. I can’t sight read worth anything and to this day can’t tell you how the mathematics work out, despite playing the Saxaphone since middle school, the recorder since elementary school, and winning the State Math Contest. I am mediocre at improvisational jazz on the saxophone but excellent at impromptu speech.
4. If I had to pick a designer dog, I’d probably go with a Bordernese, a cross between a Border Collie and a Bernese Mountain Dog. Although larger, dumber, and thicker boned than a Border Collie, I rather like the Bernese and I’ve admired the handful of Bordernese dogs I’ve met in public. There’s something altogether appealing about really big dogs and no other big breed really complements a Border Collie as much as a Bernese Mountain Dog.
Not only do their colorings match, but the Bernese temperament is a good counter to the Border Collie, and the Border Collie certainly improves the elements of the Bernese that I’d find lacking.
5. Normally, I speak in the tenor range and so fast and have to remind myself to slow down. While I sound clear in my own head, recordings usually come out garbled and some people have a hard time following. Other fast talkers have no problems keeping up.
When I debate I speak very loud and in a pitch an octave lower than my normal voice. This trait earned my circle of friends in my Freshman dorm the title of “the loud talkers” as we’d keep the RA up during our late night philosophy fests.
When I speak in public, I rarely have the same problem with pitch or speed and sound like a news caster. This is common among Coloradoans as we have little to no accent. I find that not having a strong accent makes me susceptible to local accents and I’ll often pick one up if I’m visiting somewhere for a few days.
6. I can juggle while riding a bicycle. I learned to juggle because I was always an over achiever and eager to please. This landed me in trouble when the middle school drama teacher asked me if I could juggle and I said yes even though I didn’t know the first thing about it. She cast me in the school play that was opening in 2 days as a jester, so I had to learn fast.
As a child I was always jealous of a kid who used to ride his bike down my street with no hands. I could never figure it out. Then in college, when I was on a bike more the first week than I had been in the decade prior, I finally figured out the secret to riding with no hands. Of course I had to combine the two, although no one was there to film my amazing feat.
7. I was a driver in the longest Presidential motorcade in history.
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I don’t think you understand what a meme is. These may be boring facts, or cliches’ about you, but they are not memes.
Tenino, WA (long time reader, first time commenter) –
I understand what the word means, and I also realize that it’s now being used for concepts that are only vaguely reminiscent of its technical definition.
But are we living in 1970s or in the present?
Definitive memes they are not, but hasn’t that word lost some of its strict meaning now that it has joined “paradigm shifts,” “radical,” “awesome,” and other popular phrases?
Who could pass up a me-me-me title for a post? Dulce et decorum est I say.
Consulting the Google define:meme oracle, you can quickly confirm that I am not alone nor original in this current use of the word:
“meme: an idea, project, statement or even a question that is posted by one blog and responded to by other blogs.”
Old fogies like you and Terrierman might scoff at the debasement of the word, but it’s not that good of a word to begin with, so I will hardly mourn its passing, and if my re- or miss-defining helps it on its way into oblivion, all the better.
You should appreciate creativity in word use, with your avantgarde use of apostrophes and all.
The picture of the Bordernese caught me off guard as I was scrolling through this post… I saw him and thought, “What is wrong with that Border Collie??” I agree that Bernese Mountain Dogs are very pretty and I also agree that their docile nature would be a good counter to the BC, and that the Bordernese is a pretty good looking dog.
I about cried the first time I saw people were crossing herding dogs to create these “designer dogs” (I’m sorry, they’re just mutts). The first I saw were Aussiedoodles and English Shepadoodles and I just thought to myself, “well at least they’re not using Border Collies!”
Ignorance is bliss! When I saw your picture of the Bordernese, it provoked me to go searching for other Border Collie abominations, and I came across the Borderjack.
http://www.pnwbcrescue.org/dogimages/regular/2148/66400010.JPG
I am convinced that this is probably the worst idea that could possibly have been created… a Border Collie’s hyperactivity crossed with MORE hyperactivity of a Jack Russell Terrier PLUS the terrier’s stupidity?? Just seems like a bad idea all around to me…
I’m actually pretty supportive of creating new breeds rather than only endlessly inbreeding the old ones, but with the huge caveat that HOW hybrids are created is pretty crucial.
I actually don’t see a huge difference in how new breeds are being created now with my understanding of how most of the current breeds came into existence in the recent past.
The puppy mill designer dogs are problematic, just as puppy mill traditional dogs are problematic. Cocker Spaniels after Lady and the Tramp, Dalmatians after the 101 movie, etc. Now doodles of all sorts, etc.
My problem isn’t theoretical, it’s practical dealing with the rush to fill a demand leading to low quality producers.
I like what the Shiloh Shepherd breeder is doing, for example. She was smart enough to copyright the name and maintain some level of artistic control in rebuilding the German Shepherd.
As for Borderjacks, I have to give one element of support for them. Sure, they’re mixing the two most dangerous elements of BCs and Terriers, the need for constant stimulation and inalterable hardheadedness. A dangerous combination for sure. Add in some aggression and you’re bound to create the Tasmanian Devil.
But just like I’m not for gun control just because guns are dangerous and stupid people will get their hands on them and do stupid things, I’m not really against Borderjacks either. Because, just like a gun, the Borderjacks exist to fill a defined demand (fast height dogs for flyball) and are being bred for a performance standard that is anathema to the more dangerous elements of fad dogs such as rampant disease.
I don’t think that Borderjacks will really expand in popularity beyond the ranks of people who appreciate them for what they are… Flyball machines. So the only unfortunate consequence of their existence is that any breeding program will always produce excess puppies than what are needed for the goal at hand.
I think you’d have a hard time finding a breeder willing to cull those excess puppies instead of finding pet homes for them… so yes, creating Borderjacks isn’t all fun and games.