The Dog Toss

– Posted on January 28, 2009Posted in: dogs

Here at Border Wars, we’re always on the lookout for potential new dog sports. Frisbee, flyball, agility, and dock jumping aren’t for everyone, and the more venues there are for friendly competition, the better.

In the tradition of the Highland Games and that frat house classic Dwarf Tossing, I give you the first inaugural DOG TOSS. Human assistance not required.

I have a feeling that your liability insurance isn’t going to cover this event. You break it, you pay for it. You break it off, and your Border Collie suddenly becomes “an Aussie.”

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About Christopher

Christopher Landauer is a fifth generation Colorado native and second generation Border Collie enthusiast. Border Collies have been the Landauer family dogs since the 1960s and Christopher got his first one as a toddler. He began his own modest breeding program with the purchase of Dublin and Celeste in 2006 and currently shares his home with their children Mercury and Gemma as well. His interest in genetics began in AP Chemistry and AP Biology and was honed at Stanford University.