Watching the television coverage of over-sexed furry (and fellow Stanford Alum) Representative Wu going off the deep end today, I couldn’t help but notice his cosmic connection to the Pug.
They’re both furry, Asian, dogs, with midface brachycephaly and a serious case of cognitive dysfunction syndrome.
The only difference really is that Pugs look good in tiger costumes.
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LOL
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Look at where Wu got the pose!
He’s ruined Winnie-the- Pooh for me forever!
The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I’m the only one
Tiggers are cuddly fellas
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Ev’ryone el-us is jealous
That’s why I repeat… and repeat
The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are marvelous claps!
They’re loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They’re jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I’m the only one
I-I-I’m , the only… oof!
Ouch!
See how it’s ruined?
Wu Hoo!